When Autocorrect changes a word you didn’t spell wrong…


theladyintweed:

Only some of the huge variety of interesting headdresses and wigs of ancient Egypt, from the simple tripartite examples to the elaborate crowns. However, one often depicted headdress that is not shown is the blue crown, sometimes known as the war crown:
 

theladyintweed:

Only some of the huge variety of interesting headdresses and wigs of ancient Egypt, from the simple tripartite examples to the elaborate crowns. However, one often depicted headdress that is not shown is the blue crown, sometimes known as the war crown:

 


queergallagher:

I love it when the Marvel fandom is like “The cast are pretty much the same as their characters!!”

because this is true for 99% of Marvel actors

Except for Sebastian Stan. Bucky was oozing chivalry and charisma, the Winter Soldier is not only terrifying but heartbreaking.

then

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there’s

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this

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dork

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i just

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(via burdened-with-awkward-purpose)


phoneticmeow:

phoneticmeow:

I love when my boyfriend showers at my house cause I get to lean against the door and hear him quietly scream

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HES A METAL VOCALIST HE PRACTICES IN THW SHOWER I DO NOT TORTURE MY BOYFRIEND

(via burdened-with-awkward-purpose)


Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me: *turns up music*
Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Me:
Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop: I can make that happen.
Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train: *applauds*

classyemmarie:

no-more-yielding-but-a-dream:

classyemmarie:

MY BEST FRIEND WAS AT RICHARD III TONIGHT AND SHE SNEEZED DURING MARTIN FREEMANS MONOLOGUE AND MARTIN FREEMAN SAID BLESS YOU

SHE HAS BEEN BLESSED BY MARTIN FREEMAN

he broke character?!

YES AND THE WHOLE THEATER LAUGHED AND THEN HE JUST KEPT GOING!

(via burdened-with-awkward-purpose)


Some people think God does not like to be troubled with our constant coming and asking. The way to trouble God is not to come at all.
One of my favorite quotes of all time. Amen. (via lovelettersalways)

(via burdened-with-awkward-purpose)



songofsunset:

inventrix:

0trevskies:

When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect

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when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect

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shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it

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(via buckysexual)


fallontonight:

Questlove, Damon, and Kirk thought they were watching the 50 Shades of Grey trailer, but we gave them so much more